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Fic: Icing On The Harry (Harry Potter) Harry/Severus-BBtP Challenge Entry
Icing On The Harry

Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters or locations belongs to me. They are owned by JKR who treated them most shabbily in book 7. Beta’d by my sweetie, Aeryun. Note: This fic is also a highly belated birthday present for my Aeryun. Happy late Birthday, Sweetie…I love you!!!


Severus burst out of his office, slamming the door behind him. He was not having a good day. January 9th was his least favorite day of the year. Even Christmas was more bearable than his birthday. As a man who largely distrusted other people, he was rather suspicious about the sincerity of the birthday greetings he was forced to endure throughout that miserable day.


Grudgingly he supposed that the good wishes from his coworkers were likely to be at least mostly sincere, but he was positive that the ones from the students were nothing more than attempts to kiss up to him. Not that they would be the least bit successful in that particular endeavor. He hated the little monsters, and if it weren’t for the fact that Albus figuratively had his balls in a vise, he wouldn’t be teaching at all. What made him even more irritable this year was the fact there was one person who hadn’t wished him a happy birthday. The one person who he might actually believe meant those words. But he hadn’t seen Harry all day and he was starting to get both frustrated and hurt.

Harry Potter heard the familiar footsteps of his lover and quickly ducked into a hidden passage behind a tapestry. He had successfully managed to evade Severus all day and now that it was time to slip into their chambers and finish preparing Severus’s birthday surprise he didn’t want to be seen. He had narrowly missed being seen several times today as Severus apparently was searching Harry’s favorite spots in the castle. Harry saw Severus’s face getting darker and darker as his search continued to be fruitless. Thankfully Severus was too proud and too stubborn to question the people he did see. If he had, the surprise might not have had a chance to succeed.

Harry had managed to slip out of his and Severus’s chambers that morning and gobble down a fast breakfast; warning those at the table to not tell Severus that he had been there. Barely escaping the Great Hall before Severus had entered, Harry scooted off to begin his day of teaching and evading. He had classes at the same time Severus did so all he had to really worry about was lunch and shared free period. He knew that no matter how hard he wanted to find Harry, Severus would never abandon his class to go on a Harry-Hunt. Dobby had been more than willing to bring Harry his lunch while he was hiding out in the Room of Requirement. When his lunch was delivered, Harry explained what he was doing and gave Dobby a list of items that he was to bring when Harry called for him.

When Severus’s footsteps had faded away up the stairs, Harry slipped out from the hidden passage and dashed downstairs to their chambers. Working quickly, he set up an alarm charm to warn him of Severus’s return. He then called Dobby who happily handed him a huge tray loaded to nearly overflowing with food and the items Harry had requested. After Dobby left, Harry carefully placed everything where he wanted it. Then he neatly pulled back the covers on their bed and stripped.

Severus scrubbed his hand over his face and pinched the bridge of his nose in utter exasperation. He had been all over the Merlin-damned castle throughout the day with no sign of Harry. The little rascal had slipped out of their bed before Severus woke up and while he had clearly been teaching his classes, Harry was not to be found. His pride and heart hurting, Severus stalked dispiritedly downstairs. He didn’t even have the heart to take points from the students he passed. He was too busy worrying that Harry didn’t love him anymore.

Harry heard the chime of the alarm he had set and with a mischievous smile on his face leaned back against the pillows and waited. He knew that if Severus followed his usual daily routine, he would be in the bedroom any second.

Wearily Severus entered the bedroom and stopped dead in his tracks. There before him, sprawled out on the bed was Harry. Naked except for stripes and daubs of various colors smeared all over his body.

“Happy Birthday, Severus.”

Severus could only stare with wonder and rapidly growing desire. Harry looked quite decadent as well as rather tasty. Silently, he shucked off his clothes, never taking his eyes off Harry. Stalking over to the side of the bed he noted a hovering tray next to the bed holding his favorite foods.

“Personally Severus, I believe that on one’s birthday, they should start with dessert.” Smiled the green-eyed man before beckoning him to join him on the bed.

“I quite agree.” Replied Severus with a wicked gleam in his onyx eyes.

“What is all of this, Harry?”

“Your present, aren’t you going to unwrap me?”

Dragging a finger through a gooey red substance on Harry’s belly and licking it off his finger, Severus smiled at the taste of cherries.

“Oh yes, Mr. Potter. I shall be unwrapping you. Slowly and most carefully; wouldn’t want to miss a single bit of this most lovely gift now would I?”

With a predatory smile, Severus leaned over and delicately lapped at an intriguing daub of pink on Harry’s right nipple.

“Hmm…peppermint. Interesting.”

Severus made sure that he got every little bit of the peppermint-flavored cream smiling at Harry’s moans of pleasure. Then he licked at the stripe of white that lead to the other nipple. It proved to be vanilla whipped cream. Very tasty was what came to Severus’s mind. However, he was too busy to voice his thoughts. The pale blue covering the left nipple turned out to be blueberry.

In the time it took Severus to work his way back down to the cherry flavoring on Harry’s abs, Harry was wriggling and whimpering. But then again, Severus was taking his sweet time about things and wasn’t about to be rushed.

Decorating Harry’s groin and showing alarming signs of sliding off thanks to a rampant erection was a large mound of whipped cream sprinkled with miniature chocolate chips and candy colored sprinkles. Severus licked his lips in greedy anticipation and draped himself over Harry’s thighs to hold him still.

“Now…for the best part.” He whispered in his silkiest voice as he gripped Harry’s squirming hips.
Looking up, he locked eyes with Harry and deliberately took a very slow, delicate lap of the topmost layer. Harry groaned and tried to arch his hips up but wasn’t able to move very much thanks to Severus’s strong hands holding him in place. Continuing to hold Harry’s gaze, he savored every fleck of the whipped cream and toppings. By the time Harry’s prick was as clean as if he had just showered, both of them were panting and very eager to move on to bigger and better things.

Severus moved around and knelt between Harry’s thighs, lifting his legs up to rest on Severus’s shoulders.

“Sev, the creams also work as a lube. I made them myself when you were out gathering plants from the greenhouses.”

“Oh really? Then I guess I did manage to teach you something in Potions class.” Smirked Severus as he summoned the blueberry cream.

Smearing a generous amount on his fingers, Severus teasingly traced around Harry’s opening before sliding a finger in, smiling at the delicious sounds coming from his lover. He added fingers and gently stretched Harry before coating his fingers again and lubricating his own eager erection.

Nipping at Harry’s ankle, Severus carefully entered Harry and filled him as he aimed for Harry’s prostate. A squeal of delight let him know that he had hit his target. Anxious to hear more sweet sounds from his mate, he began flexing his hips steadily as he wrapped his hand around Harry’s cock; pumping it in time with his thrusts. Severus tried to hold back, he really did but after all the buildup, neither he nor Harry had much resistance left. A strangled shout and the clenching around his cock as Harry spurted all over his hand fired off Severus’s climax.

Panting slightly he pulled out and then stretched out next to Harry and took him into his arms for a tender kiss.

“Happy Birthday, Severus. I love you.”

“Thank you, Harry. You turned a horrible day into a wonderful one.” Purred Severus before he gave Harry another deep, tantalizing kiss. “Now for the actual meal, I see you have provided us with my favorites. Such a perfect Gryffindor you are.” He added with a mocking grin as he ducked Harry’s half-hearted smack.

Summoning the tray to them, Harry smirked.

“If I am the ‘perfect’ Gryffindor, then you, sir, are the epitome of the classic Slytherin.”

Filling his plate, Severus gave him an answering smirk before leaning back on the pillows to enjoy the remaining hours of his birthday.